
Despite valiant efforts to appear as a unified front of conservatism in the face of unrelenting pressure from Democrats, RINOs, and shadowy cabals of child-sacrificing satanists, the MAGA movement is, in fact, rife with the sort of fractious divisions that result from the kind of cult-of-personality enterprise that is the furthest-right wing of the Republican Party today. Persistent jockeying for influence with and proximity to Donald Trump has combined with ego clashes and downright ineptitude to plague a movement that prides itself on a near-religious fervor for uniformity and compliance.
Which is all to say that reports of a major schism between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are as inevitable as they are hilarious. Because no matter how much the MAGA movement’s brightest stars (and dimmest bulbs) are paired together as congruent, interchangeable figures in the Q-infused, post-Trump GOP, the notion that they might actually hate each other — and I mean really hate each other — is an incredibly plausible one.