Anthony Albanese couldn’t sell a schooner to a shearer. He needs to ask ‘what would Xenophon do?’

‘We know [Anthony Albanese] is not a bad bloke,’ Nick Xenophon says. ‘But people just feel completely underwhelmed. It’s almost as if he’s determined not to leave a legacy.’ Photograph: Mike Bowers/The Guardian

In the 1990s, a trend took hold among evangelical Christians – wristbands with the letters “WWJD”.

“What Would Jesus Do?”