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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Rob Smyth

An admission that maybe the Premier League is the ‘best in the world’

EPL Liverpool Sean Dyche Big Cup
Pep doing what Pep does in the buildup to the first leg of Manchester City v Atlético Madrid.
Pep doing what Pep does in the buildup to the first leg of Manchester City v Atlético Madrid. Photograph: Matt McNulty/Manchester City/Manchester City FC/Getty Images

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The Fiver has a recurring nightmare. It’s October 1992 and Richard Keys, his signature plantation of chest hair fighting its way out of a mustard blazer, is forcibly suggesting that we join him for five hours’ coverage of “The Best League. IN THE WORLD.” We sit through Oldham 1-0 Everton, in which Ian Marshall and Robert Warzycha fight to the death for the Miss of the Season award, only to realise that all our European friends are in another room watching Baresi, Maldini, Van Basten, Rijkaard, Boban, Baggio, Möller, Kohler, Vialli, Casiraghi and AC Jimbo while being fed tagliolini pasta with fresh lobster and black truffles and supping glasses of vintage Giuseppe Quintarelli Amarone della Valpolicella Classico Riserva DOCG.

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