Yesterday, the MAGAsphere went into meltdown after an Amber Alert was issued for Florida teen Caden Speight. The story appeared to be a grim one: officials said that Speight had been approached by “4 unknown Hispanic males in a light-colored van” who apparently shot and abducted him.
Speight was said to have gotten a single text message to his mom: “Mom, I’m shot… 4 men… white van.” His phone was then said to have been found snapped in half. Florida cops went into overdrive, issuing an Amber Alert, deploying helicopters, dogs, and launching a massive search.
