Desperate Ally McCoist has issued a hilarious public appeal in his search for Europa League Final tickets.
The Ibrox legend admitted he's angry at the 9500 allocation handed to Rangers fans as supporters scramble to be at the historic Seville showdown with Eintracht Frankfurt.
But he conceded he can't let his fury get in the way of trying to secure gold dust briefs for the clash at the 43,000 capacity Roman Sanchez-Pizjuan Stadium on May 18.