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Michael Di Iorio

Allow Me, A Bimbo Who Can’t Count, To Explain How A Crypto Dweeb Lost $24 Billion In Days

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Trying to make crypto sound interesting is like drawing milk from a stone — it’s impossible, and if it weren’t, you’d be weird for wanting to do it. However here I am, a bimbo through and through, ready to explain the tea, gossip and scandal going on in the crypto world. Come, take my manicured hand in yours and let me tell you a story about how multi-billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried and his alleged crypto polycule went from hero to zero. In the words of Forbes senior writer
David Jeanssatisfied

What the fuck is happening?

sam bankman-fried
Literally the textbook image of a nerd. (Image: Lam Yik / Getty Images).
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What’s FTX???? Fuck the xenophobes?

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Binance!

Changpeng Zhao

The “recent revelations” that came to light

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Sex, Drugs and Crypto

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