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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Séamas O’Reilly

All hail the school sticker!

Russell Scott Primary School in Denton, Manchester have recruited pupils to be Junior PCSO's to help battle problems with parents using cars for the school run. Pictured Junior PCSO Niamh Workamn aged 10 hands out stickers to the children that walk
Well done: a child receives a sticker on the way to school. Photograph: Mark Waugh/The Observer

My son doesn’t talk about school at all, and has become so gymnastically adept at evading our interrogations that we get almost all of our information through other means. Some of this is through official channels, not least the emails the school sends us.

I say ‘us’, but the emails all go to his mum, which is unfortunate. Despite her many other admirable qualities, my wife has a tendency to let these pile up in her inbox, whereupon she sends them to me in clumps of five or six, by which time they may date from any time in the past month.

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