When you write every week about those Premier League players taking to the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium turf, it's perhaps only fair that you should experience exactly how good you need to be to play on that pitch professionally.
There's a classic supporter saying of "I could do a better job than him", as fans mutter about some international footballer who has made a mistake on the ball. The truth is that they or we really couldn't do a better job, and the best way to find that out very quickly is to play a game on a Premier League pitch.
football.london was invited to take part in a friendly match at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on Monday, in an event put on by Getir, the official training wear partner of Spurs. That meant I and my fellow Tottenham correspondent Rob Guest made our way to N17 to actually play in a game rather than report on one. This wasn't just rocking up on the pitch either. You got the full Premier League player experience.