Okay, if seeing the best retro consoles like the PS2 Slim being chopped up and turned into a handheld homunculus makes you squeamish, you'll want to look away. While there are some eloquent attempts at miniturizing Sony's second system on the internet for portable play, this certainly isn't one of them, and yet, boons like better battery life than the Steam Deck OLED and full controls make the cursed creation sort of alluring.
If you're familiar with James Channel, one of my favorite retro gaming tinkerers and chaotic modders, you'll know what comes next. Just like the diabolical OG Xbox handheld that emerged just before the ROG Xbox Ally X, the PS2 handheld is a ripped-up slim console with the disc drive fully exposed, like a flywheel, complete with a cheap LCD screen slapped on the front.
