‘Just call me Undulation for the night’, Paloma Faith told us, looking up from underneath her bowl-cut 70s wig at the annual extravaganza that was the Fashion Awards 2022 (FKA the British Fashion Awards) fuelled by Diet Coke and Moët & Chandon.
‘You what?’ we replied, ‘My dress… It’s very undulating, isn’t it Julia?’ She asked of London legend Princess Julia who was sitting with us, giving us all a twirl in her Iris Van Herpen chiffon and tulle frock. ‘Yeah, it’s what [Van Herpen] does’ Julia explained. Right-o, then. Glad we cleared that up.