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Jonathan Horn

AFL mid-season report card part two: dangerous floaters to one of the worst teams ever seen

Josh Kelly has been one of the Giants’s standout players so far this AFL season.
Josh Kelly has been one of the Giants’s standout players so far this AFL season. Photograph: Matt Turner/AAP

Richmond

It’s been a year of regeneration for the Tigers, and six wins from 11 feels about right. They’ll be kicking themselves for dropping the Adelaide and Sydney games however. They’ve lost four times to top eight sides, and they’re still a bit shaky down back. Lynch aside, they’re starting to approach full availability and they always relish the winter grind. They’re the last side you’d want to face if you finished fifth and copped them in an elimination final.

Best and fairest: Shai Bolton

Collingwood

In the end, Buckley’s Pies were a grim watch. With a new coach, and lots of very promising kids, they now take risks, kick big scores and apply a lot of pressure. They’ve beaten St Kilda, Fremantle and Carlton, and probably let one slip against Geelong. But they completely botched their free hit against West Coast. With so many quality sides hovering around the top eight, it may come back to bite them.

Best and fairest: Jack Crisp

Port Adelaide

“We’re a good team, we are a good squad, we are young, we are building,” club president David Koch said following last year’s preliminary final. “There’s a lot to look forward to.” But a month into 2022, the football world was ready to give up on Port Adelaide. This columnist certainly was. At half-time of the Carlton game, they were being dismembered. But they were a completely different team after the bell, and probably should have pinched it.

They then had their free hit against West Coast, with Simpson calling them the best 0-5 side he’d ever seen. They had their audit down in Geelong, but with Dixon back and the midfield starting to hum, they’re suddenly eyeing off finals. It’s a tough run home however, with away fixtures against Fremantle, Richmond and Melbourne.

Best and fairest: Ollie Wines and Travis Boak

Touk Miller in action for the Suns.
Touk Miller in action for the Suns. Photograph: Jono Searle/AAP

Gold Coast

In the past seven years, they’ve finished 16-15-17-17-18-14-16. And when Ben King went down over summer, the assumption down south was that they were screwed. Clarkson was a certainty to come in, punt his old mate Dew, try and retain some talent and endeavour to ship the joint into shape. But with recent wins over Fremantle and Sydney, they’ve flipped the script. Perhaps for the first time ever, club, coach and playing list are all in lockstep.

With 100 more hit outs than any other player in the competition, Witts’ return has been pivotal, while Chol and Casboult have been excellent acquisitions. They have a sweet run home, and it feels like they’re finally a real club, with a pulse, a purpose and a future.

Best and fairest: Touk Miller

Hawthorn

The Hawks have had a rough draw. Like any team with a new coach, a new game plan, and a young list, they throw in some absolute shockers. They were the only side that Essendon really got a hold off, which Mitchell was furious about. And they didn’t look sufficiently invested up in Darwin against the Suns. But they’re deadly on their day. They really take you on. They give you a chance. They launch off half back and attack through the middle. If the Geelong, Adelaide and Brisbane wins are any indication, they’re on the right track.

Best and fairest: James Sicily and Jai Newcombe

GWS

After somehow hanging on in an excruciating cut-throat final played under a pitch-black Tasmanian sky, nothing has really gone right for the Giants. Greene’s suspension sucked all the swagger and vim out of them. Leon Cameron accused them of “boring” football, and was out the door a fortnight later. They’re a tantalising proposition for the incoming coach however. For the time being, the interim coach has clearly released the shackles and they’re the most dangerous floater in the bottom half.

Best and fairest: Josh Kelly

Rory Laird and the Crows face bottom club West Coast this weekend.
Rory Laird and the Crows face bottom club West Coast this weekend. Photograph: Daniel Pockett/Getty Images

Adelaide

You can see the future at Adelaide. After all, with a pinch of luck in the Fremantle and Essendon games, they could have been 5-1. But the present is a real grind. They certainly have a crack, but they can be very sloppy by foot and in front of goal. They were dismantled in the blink of the eye by Carlton and GWS, and they’re now on a five-game losing streak, including their 12th loss in a row at Kardinia Park. They should be able to fill their boots this weekend however.

Best and fairest: Ben Keays, Rory Laird and Tom Doedee

Essendon

Listening to Ben Rutten in the off-season, you got the sense that they still had a long way to go, and that they’d exceeded expectations a bit last year. After all, they only beat one top eight side in 2021.

In 2022, they’ve had a tough draw. They’ve had a lot of injuries. And they have a lot of kids who are still figuring things out. But the Bombers don’t get their hands dirty. They’re unwilling, or incapable, of grinding out ugly wins. And they don’t defend as a team. All year, opposition sides have simply sliced through them.

Off field, they’re a real head scratcher. There were lots of high fives and slapped backs following the Hawthorn sugar hit. There’d be no review, they insisted. A few weeks later, they announced one. “Review is one of those words that takes on almost mystical significance,” the Chairman said that week. It will be conducted, as is the Essendon way, by three former greats of the club.

Best and fairest: Darcy Parish

North Melbourne

There’s nothing sexy about North Melbourne. They get the worst timeslots. When the wins don’t come, certain people want to flick the problem off to Tasmania. There’s often a sense that it’s North against the football world.

They beat wretched West Coast stacked full of WAFL jobbers. They nearly pulled off a stirring win at the SCG. And they actually weren’t that bad against Melbourne. But that was about it. They’ve lost half a dozen games by more than 10 goals. A week out from the mid-season draft, three senior recruiting staff quit on the same day. For a club pinning its hopes on identifying young talent, it was a significant blow, though perhaps not the calamity it was made out to be.

Last week, there was a fireside chat with the CEO, the head of football and the senior coach. They sat, socially distanced, on a couple of tan couches, and responded to a dozen or so Dorothy Dixers. The staff were happy. The board was united. The coach was secure. “I’m not going anywhere,” Noble said. “He’s our man” the CEO said. Stirring words. But a percentage of 53.2 speaks louder.

Best and fairest: Luke McDonald and Jy Simpkin

West Coast

They won a premiership about 75 games ago. They’ve since been ravaged by Covid. Their list management is up the spout. The “cupboard is bare”, the coach says. The Eagles are right in the conversation as one of the worst teams we have ever seen. For the last six weeks, their average losing margin is more than 80 points. They’re at Fitzroy 1996 levels. On the plus side, they just drafted a young man who’s working at a charcoal chicken shop.

Best and fairest: Tim Kelly

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