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Ryan Behr

A tour of Britain's military history through the eyes of a middle schooler

When my dad and I arrived in London, my first thought was, “Where can we get some food?”

That is because, as many unfunny comedians have said, airplane food is awful. My dad and I went into the Hard Rock Cafe across Green Park from Buckingham Palace. It was promoting its new “Messi Burger.” What an improvement!

I did wonder, however, why a restaurant chain needed to name a burger after Lionel Messi, who is arguably the best soccer player of all time. I highly doubt someone will say, “Ooh, it's named after an athlete, so automatically the burger tastes great.” In my opinion, there are so many better forms of advertising than eating a person.

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