
Rat fans, gather ye round and doff thy caps, for we hath a new Rat King. An Australian Rat King at that. The little rats are preparing a republic referendum as we speak.
The rat was apparently spotted in Westfield Parramatta in Sydney, which I now think we can christen as Parram-ratta. Yes, I am simply a jester in the court of the Parram-ratta Rat King.