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Kathleen Farmilo

A New King Of Rats Was Seen In Westfield Parramatta So Someone Ask Remy To Collect His Cousin

Rat fans, gather ye round and doff thy caps, for we hath a new Rat King. An Australian Rat King at that. The little rats are preparing a republic referendum as we speak.

The rat was apparently spotted in Westfield Parramatta in Sydney, which I now think we can christen as Parram-ratta. Yes, I am simply a jester in the court of the Parram-ratta Rat King.

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