I sincerely apologise for forcing you to read the words “Shrek’s pocket pussy” but I honestly have no fucking idea how else to describe this vile, green sea creature that washed up on a beach in Sydney’s south.
Look at this alien-like abomination.
I am GAGGING. Image source: Facebook
If the signs of decay weren’t sufficiently revolting, it’s also the size of a football. Please, spare the Sherrin and use this thing in the Grand Final so it can be kicked away into hell.
Per Yahoo! News
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