Harry Masefield
Daniel Sokolnikoff
The West Australian
, a local resident spotted the foul beast at Darook Beach in Cronulla and shared a photo of it on Facebook.
“Does anyone know what this is? Have seen a number of these washed up this week,” they wrote.
“They are everywhere,” another person replied.
“I was also wondering what they are.”
According to Sea Life Sydney Aquarium aquarist the bastard is a sea hare, or sea slug.
“This one doesn’t look too happy, likely climate change,” he told Yahoo! News.
No fucking shit it doesn’t look happy. Would you be chuffed if you looked as repugnant as that?
Fellow Sea Life Sydney Aquarium aquarist told it looked like a local Sydney sea slug species.
Babe, I couldn’t give a fuck if you were a sexy Barbie-esque hot pink. Get in the bin completely toot suite, ploise.
“They come in a range of different colours. Basically, they have adapted to blend in with their environments,” he said.
“So you see them in really dark black colours, but then you also see them in browns, yellows, and even reds.”
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