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Isabella Corbett

A Monstrous Green Alien Thing That Looks Like Shrek’s Pocket Pussy Washed Up On A Sydney Beach

I sincerely apologise for forcing you to read the words “Shrek’s pocket pussy” but I honestly have no fucking idea how else to describe this vile, green sea creature that washed up on a beach in Sydney’s south. Look at this alien-like abomination.
Washed up sea slug at Darook Beach in Cronulla, Sydney
I am GAGGING. Image source: Facebook
If the signs of decay weren’t sufficiently revolting, it’s also the size of a football. Please, spare the Sherrin and use this thing in the Grand Final so it can be kicked away into hell. Per Yahoo! News
Harry Masefield Daniel Sokolnikoff The West Australian

“They come in a range of different colours. Basically, they have adapted to blend in with their environments,” he said.

“So you see them in really dark black colours, but then you also see them in browns, yellows, and even reds.”

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, a local resident spotted the foul beast at Darook Beach in Cronulla and shared a photo of it on Facebook. “Does anyone know what this is? Have seen a number of these washed up this week,” they wrote. “They are everywhere,” another person replied. “I was also wondering what they are.” According to Sea Life Sydney Aquarium aquarist  the bastard is a sea hare, or sea slug. “This one doesn’t look too happy, likely climate change,” he told Yahoo! News. No fucking shit it doesn’t look happy. Would you be chuffed if you looked as repugnant as that? Fellow Sea Life Sydney Aquarium aquarist told  it looked like a local Sydney sea slug species. Babe, I couldn’t give a fuck if you were a sexy Barbie-esque hot pink. Get in the bin completely toot suite, ploise.
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