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Isabella Corbett

A Monstrous Green Alien Thing That Looks Like Shrek’s Pocket Pussy Washed Up On A Sydney Beach

I sincerely apologise for forcing you to read the words “Shrek’s pocket pussy” but I honestly have no fucking idea how else to describe this vile, green sea creature that washed up on a beach in Sydney’s south. Look at this alien-like abomination.
Washed up sea slug at Darook Beach in Cronulla, Sydney
I am GAGGING. Image source: Facebook
If the signs of decay weren’t sufficiently revolting, it’s also the size of a football. Please, spare the Sherrin and use this thing in the Grand Final so it can be kicked away into hell. Per Yahoo! News
Harry MasefieldDaniel SokolnikoffThe West Australian

“They come in a range of different colours. Basically, they have adapted to blend in with their environments,” he said.

“So you see them in really dark black colours, but then you also see them in browns, yellows, and even reds.”

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