I've just discovered that the pair of elven gods I'm hunting have spread the Blight all across Thedas, Qunari traitors are wrecking my hometown, my mentor can barely get out of bed, one of my mates was almost kidnapped by the demon possessing him, and a gigantic dragon hunter just tried to sex me up in my office. I have a lot on my mind. But instead of dealing with any of this, I am instead giving myself a haircut and trying out a new outfit. Again.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard might not be my favourite BioWare RPG, but it's definitely the one that best taps into my crippling addiction to outfit changes. I have left the flat three times today, and each time I picked a different pair of shoes—for no practical reason. When I went to a wedding last month, I packed three different pairs of spectacles, not including sunglasses. I once missed a flight because I was too busy trying on different trousers. I have a problem, and The Veilguard is only too happy to feed it.
