I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm afraid we're now less than two weeks out from the release of Eli Roth's Borderlands movie. As the fateful date fast approaches, Lionsgate has put out a final trailer, presumably just to give fans one last chance to point out how awful it looks.
To add to the existing list of reasons to suspect this movie will be a trainwreck—horrible miscasting, bad gags, shoddy visuals—the new trailer adds the wrinkle that Tiny Tina appears to be some kind of Chosen One in the narrative. She's the only one who can open the Vault, apparently, despite the plot of the games hinging on that being the Sirens' role. Changes to the canon in an adaptation are fine and often necessary, of course, but this one does feel right out of the Big Hollywood Book of Clichés, and it certainly doesn't inspire any new hope in the project.
