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With the club football tap turned off for another international break, we’re left wondering what to do with ourselves. OK, so there’s a Cricket World Cup to be won, the Grand Slam of Darts, Strictly’s Blackpool week, the Big Brother finale and Nigel F*rage ingesting an array of Antipodean animal genitalia – but, y’know, football. We need football. *Makes ball shape with hands.* Foot. Ball. Well, hold on. This international break could be fun, because the final automatic places at next summer’s Euro 2024 Fußballfest are up for grabs, and there’s plenty to play for. So without further ado, here’s your cut-out-and-keep daily guide to [note to The Man: are you really making us do this? Really? OK then] the qualifying week ahead!
