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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Scott Murray

A comedic tour de force, extravagant even by Tottenham’s historical standards

Harry Kane of Tottenham Hotspur looks dejected alongside team mates during the Premier League match at Newcastle
Where to even start? Photograph: Alex Livesey/Danehouse/Getty Images

POCH’S NEW PATCH?

At 2.21pm this afternoon, Football Daily finally finished processing what had happened to Tottenham Hotspur at St James’ Park over the weekend. Having taken exactly two full days to come to terms with the sheer Lads It’s scope of the fiasco, we tasked ourselves with putting the comedic tour de force, extravagant even by Spurs’ historical standards, into words. However, we could only come up with the sort of confused grunts and befuddled yelps normally associated with glaikit cartoon characters such as Homer Simpson, Scooby Doo and Tucker Carlson. Not ideal for the medium we work in. But what can you do? It was that bad. D’oh! (x5)

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