A Bulldog Got Explosive Diarrhoea On A Flight And Smeared Literal Fucking Poo Everywhere

It’s not uncommon for dogs to do watery and fetid shits, nor is it strange for said turds to shoot out with violent force. While it’s a perfectly normal bodily function, there is something inherently embarrassing about diarrhoea — my brother in Christ, just do a solid poo — and while I feel bad about it, I don’t believe pooches should be exempt from feeling such shame. So on that note, a bulldog on a Delta Air flight to Miami had explosive diarrhoea and ran around the plane, with his shit-smeared body touching nooks and crannies that should never feel the sloppy embrace of a runny poo. Mike Solana‘s boyfriend was on the poo plane and told him about the events that were transpiring, which Solana then shared on Twitter. “My bf is on a plane to Miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhoea,” he said. “Everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped. “Now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. People are lifting up their legs and screaming.”

my bf is on a plane to miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhea. everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped. now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. people are lifting up their legs and screaming.

— Mike Solana (@micsolana) September 12, 2022

correction, the dog (window) was actually next to bf (middle). bf’s bookbag now covered in poo lmao (sorry). journey began when the girl next to bf (aisle) thought dog was cute and wanted to hold him on her lap, at which point he exploded.

— Mike Solana (@micsolana) September 12, 2022

further developments, flight attendant offering wine to most afflicted up front, biohazard kit has been taken out (!!!), seats covered in blankets, and a woman in first class is upset her dinner tray has not yet been taken away

— Mike Solana (@micsolana) September 12, 2022

in the end, seats were lysol’d and scrubbed, 75 dollars in airline points were rewarded to direct hits, the lights were dimmed, and a very tired and ashamed lil pup watched tv for the rest of the trip. the plane safely landed. my bf is now home (he swears he can still smell poop)

— Mike Solana (@micsolana) September 12, 2022

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