It’s not uncommon for dogs to do watery and fetid shits, nor is it strange for said turds to shoot out with violent force. While it’s a perfectly normal bodily function, there is something inherently embarrassing about diarrhoea — my brother in Christ, just do a solid poo — and while I feel bad about it, I don’t believe pooches should be exempt from feeling such shame. So on that note, a bulldog on a Delta Air flight to Miami had explosive diarrhoea and ran around the plane, with his shit-smeared body touching nooks and crannies that should never feel the sloppy embrace of a runny poo.
Mike Solana‘s boyfriend was on the poo plane and told him about the events that were transpiring, which Solana then shared on Twitter.
“My bf is on a plane to Miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhoea,” he said.
“Everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped.
“Now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. People are lifting up their legs and screaming.”
my bf is on a plane to miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhea. everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped. now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. people are lifting up their legs and screaming.
