A Beachside Cafe In Sydney Is Charging $10.90 For A *Side* Of Avocado I Think The Fuck Not

A cafe in Coogee has decided to pull every Sydneysider’s leg by charging $10.90 for a side of smashed avocado. No seasonings or embellishments, just a raw avocado that’s been plonked on the plate and given a little smush. Is this daylight robbery? Because I think it might be. Little Jack Horner is the beachside establishment that thinks it’s normal, nay, acceptable to send folks into bankruptcy for a mere side dish. You can walk into Woolworths and buy a single avocado for $1.80, making the garish green bastard that Little Jack Horner is plating up six times the price. We have been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok and flat out deceived. I don’t even like avocado but I am vomiting at the fact it’s being sold for nearly $11. Owner BJ McHatton told the Daily Telegraph