A long, expertly embroidered cloth - the Bayeux Tapestry, on rare display in a UK museum across two galleries - recounts in vivid detail the epic story of the Norman Conquest of England. But Victorian prudishness has reignited a very modern academic row: how many penises did the original embroiderers actually stitch in?
But this is not the world-renowned 70-metre long Bayeux Tapestry on loan from France at the British museum.