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It’s A Mystery What The Parents Were Thinking When Giving Their Kids These 95 Bizarre Names

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When you become a parent, your entire life changes. Suddenly, you’re responsible for the future of this tiny human being who looks up to you. So, it’s understandable that you want to show your love and pride by picking out a suitable name. However, in their quest for uniqueness, some parents take things way too far.

In an online thread, folks revealed the most bizarre and strange names that they’ve personally seen parents give their kids. Mary Christmas, Moonshine, and Alexxzander are just the tip of the iceberg of confusion, and you’ll find even weirder names below.

Keep in mind that this is all for the sake of humor. Nobody’s making fun of the people who have these names; only the fact that these names sound very odd. That being said, it’s a warning to parents to think about how picking overly unique names will impact their kids’ futures.

#1

Kai'l instead of Kyle. Tell me your parents are insufferable without telling me.

#2

Friend from high school had twins: Tiki (f) and Torch (m)

Conceived on honeymoon to Hawaii. I still can’t believe it 3 years later.

#3

Went to school with a girl named Cafeteria, her nickname was Café. The jokes pretty much wrote themsleves.

According to The Bump, the top 10 baby girl names in the United States born and named in 2024 are:

Olivia
Emma
Amelia
Charlotte
Mia
Sophia
Isabella
Evelyn
Ava
Sofia

#4

I used to volunteer with Scouts. The worst I’ve heard were Cain and Abel, two twin boys.

The dad thought it was cool but I think it’s just stupid.

#5

The one that still cracks me up is Latrina. I kid you not. 🚽.

#6

Vanilla (first name) Pepper (middle name)

If you’re gonna name your kid after ingredients, at least make it a combo that makes sense.

Meanwhile, the top American baby boy names for the same time period are:

Liam
Noah
Oliver
Theodore
James
Henry
Mateo
Elijah
Lucas
William

#7

Had a friend in High School who's full name was Jesus de la Cruz which roughly translates to Jesus of the Cross. He hated that name and was always getting mocked for it. His parents were extremely religious and kicked him out when he said he was Atheist. He's currently doing fine and has cut all ties with his family and has also changed his full name to something he considers more normal. Very chill and down to earth guy.

#8

Family with four daughters:

Faith, Hope, Grace, Submit

Edit: Yes, I know the first three are normal. I included them because they give context to the fourth.

#9

I was at a tourist site in Colorado years and years ago. It started raining and parents started calling their kids to come inside. A woman yelled, and it was like time stopped. I thought it must have been a weird acoustic in the dwellings, but it wasn’t. She was actually yelling for her daughter, Labia.

There’s no excuse for bullying. And some kids will latch on to even the slightest differences to tease their peers about. But even with that in mind, you don’t want to give them a reason to make fun of your kids by choosing overly unique names.

Then again, you also don’t want to feel like you can’t choose a particular name because it might create some challenges in the future. You also don’t want to feel like you can’t give your child a name representing your culture and background. It’s a very delicate balance to find. And it’s bound to give any parent a serious headache when they try to consider every possible outcome.

#10

I met a 12 year old named Whizdom.

#11

Reignbeaux. This was a girl I went to high school with. It's pronounced as Rainbow.

#12

There is a kid at the school I work at who’s name is Youngblood. He’s only in kindergarten.

There is a vast difference between cultural names and objectively bizarre names. The former are something to be proud of. The latter shows that your parents might have been having a bit too much fun at your expense.

Sociologist Dr. Iman Nick, the president of the American Name Society, explained to BabyNames.com that parents shouldn’t avoid giving their kids unique or cultural names. Rather than individuals forced to fit in, the burden should fall on society to address prejudices, according to Dr. Nick.

The sociologist urges parents to discourage name-based bullying. “When we talk about name-based discrimination or prejudice, it’s important to know that people discriminate against names not because of the names themselves, but because of [the person’s] own prejudices. That puts the onus of responsibility not on the person who carries the name, but on the person who holds the prejudice and is displaying discriminatory behavior,” Dr. Nick told BabyNames.com.

On a practical level, teachers could ask students how to pronounce their names instead of mispronouncing them, which could lead to laughter.

Meanwhile, if someone introduces themselves to you with a name that you’ve never heard before, ask them how to spell it so that you can educate yourself.

#13

There’s a kid in my sons class named Unit.

#14

Feenyxxe - pronounced Phoenix.

#15

His name was Brasize. Pronounced Bra Zeez’.

We’d like to hear your thoughts in the comments below, Pandas. What are the most bizarre names you’ve ever seen? Why do you think some parents are so short-sighted when picking them out?

Where do you think the line is where a name becomes objectively weird? What do you think we can all do to be proud of our names, no matter how odd they might sound to others? Let us know what you think.

#16

Taleigh

Paitlyn

Anakin

Khalessi (yes, I know it’s a misspelling of Khaleesi; every time I saw it on a birth certificate it was spelled Khalessi)

And my personal standout: Boy. That’s it, just Boy.

#17

Candy Counter was a girl I knew in high school.

#18

Public school teacher. Notable names from the past few years: Precious, King, Castle, Freezer, Foxy, Danger, Alpha, Million, Karma, Divine, Major, Yuma, Persia.

Edited to add: Mouse, Beautiful, Princess.

#19

Shrek.

I mean... like? Wha?

#20

I’m a teacher, I think the worst I’ve had was Wiley Minx.

#21

Felony... Yep, her parents thought it would be "cute" because they themselves were felons.

#22

My wife follows some woman on instagram that named her son Superman. Its actually pisses me off.

#23

My sibling is naming his kid Knoxlee and I think it’s the most obnoxious thing ever. They’re setting the kid up for failure.

#24

My SIL named their kid Riot and I still avoid her at all family functions.

#25

My sister had a friend in school named Bambalina.

#26

Some redneck idiot in my unit named his kid "Remington Gage".

#27

Minority. Yeah, she was, but how can you make that her name?

#28

I heard a Mum in a library calling for her son Messiah. That a lot of responsibility to weigh on a child.

#29

Dijon. Like the mustard. And the city in France.

#30

I work with a guy who's name is Crow, sister is Robin, and the other sibling is Wren. Apparently the parents loved birds.

#31

LaVidaMocha_NZ:

I once knew a girl named Mary Christmas.

What were her parents thinking?

ShesGotaChicken2Ride:

Like in Dumb and Dumber? Mary Swanson + Lloyd Christmas = Mary Christmas if they ever got married lol

LaVidaMocha_NZ:

The girl I knew was in her 20s in the mid 80s, so maybe she's the inspiration 😆

#32

* Alexxzander (former student)
* Sparkle (former classmate who lived up to her name. She was such a wonderful person!).

#33

A girl named Zachary, pronounced Zah-sha-ray.

#34

Ryeitt pronounced riot. I feel bad for that kid.

#35

I taught a Snowball Snowball Jnr (Snowball was his first and last name. Which means there’s a Snowball Snowball Snr out there.

I also taught a kid called Chase Danger (danger was his middle name).

#36

Jeffany.

#37

I have a cousin who's real legal first name is Tarzan. We call him by his middle name now.

#38

A lady I knew named her daughter Halloumi, because that's what she craved during her pregnancy.

#39

Used to know a dude named Moonshine. Parents were raging alcoholics. Only excuse I can think of for a name like that.

#40

Saffron, Justice, Zadock, Rehteah (Heather backwards, Reh-tay-uh).

#41

I knew 2 sisters. One, Wednesday. the other: Tomorrow.

#42

I had a student once 16 years ago whose name was Chlamydia. Her mom was a non-native English speaker at the time of birth and she thought the word was so pretty she couldn't be dissuaded. The student went mainly by the nickname "Lydia".

#43

I was a human services case manager for several years and have seen it all when it comes to weird/dumb names. My personal favorite was Pimpin'.

#44

My mom used to clean for a family with the last name Lier. They named their daughter Chande. I wish I was joking.

#45

Abcde, pronounced Absidy
Avarrie, pronounced Avery
Loki
Lucifer
Desae (supposed to be Deja but mom and dad couldn’t spell)

Those came to mind immediately.

#46

Tommygirl and tommyboy...lol.

#47

Natas, as in Satan backwards.

#48

I met a girl named “Bubs”. Bubs is slang for baby/infant in New Zealand, where we both live. Also I worked with a woman named “Florida” don’t really find it that weird though tbh.

#49

Malice. All the kids in the family had oddball names, but the rest of them were at least positive.

#50

When I worked at a bookstore in the US, I met a woman called Candy Cane. She rolled her eyes and said it was her real name before I even opened my mouth. I guess she would've been born in the 1970s if it helps.

I wasn't going to say anything, I just had to look for a signature!

#51

I knew a girl named Agony.

#52

I once saw two pics of two different IDs. One was called Disneyland and the other was called Batman.

#53

Actual names of people I knew: Princess, Queen, Diamond, Precious, Royal Blue.

#54

I work in a lot of public schools and I always check out names on the walls so here goes. A'Milian, Rayuntez, AA'Jai, Jyimer, Ravaun, Jan'iya, Na'Kajah, Ja'Kira, Jyrin, Xamari, Ariyanna, Dalvryiona, Keiwayttan, Ke'Asia, Treviante. Yes, these are all names I have seen.

#55

Null. Why would you name your kid NULL??

I also feel really sorry for all the girls named Khaleesi or Daenerys *before* the show ended.

#56

Gay Bowser.

#57

I knew a girl named Shakina. Not Sha-KEEN-ah, but Sha-KINE-ah. Her parents said it was biblical. I wanted to say, "So are Sarah and Mary.".

#58

When my oldest was in daycare there was a set of twins named Mellow June and Harvest Willow.

#59

Knew a kid in middle school named Zentron.

#60

Jaxson

Why, just why?

#61

Buck Rogers and Wonder Woman. Two really cute kids with two really strange parents. And yes those are their real legal first and middle names.

#62

Covid.

Yes, they (there was more than 1 kid) were born in 2020.

#63

Keef. Like the stuff you scrape out of the bottom of a grinder 😂.

#64

I know someone that went to school with a girl named Crystal Leer….
Crystal…Shanda…Leer. True story.

#65

Nevaeh. Heaven backwards. Most the ones I knew of weren't even church goers.

#66

Had a college friend whose parents were from Vietnam.

His last name was: Nguyen (pronounced like 'win' with a barely audible g at the beginning.

Of all possibilities, his first name was 'Penn'.

Speaking his first and last name together, quickly, sounded exactly like: penguin. He insisted we also use his middle name between his first and last names, but we never did. We loved that guy!

#67

My family has an ID printing business. We go through alot of kids names. Here's a few that are notable:

R-R
Emem
Jison
Tom Cruise (yes this is just the first name)
Buhawe Jack
Rzl
Sange and Yasha (twins)
Phil Collins
Karl Marks.

#68

Timber Wolfe, Camaro and Player.

#69

T’yestaday and Tamara.

#70

Tiger Jellybean.

#71

My friend works in a bank and has a client who goes by a very common name like Joe or something like that. But the name in all his legal documents is something that looks like a math equation with letters and numbers.

#72

Abacus and Delorion. Like the back to the future car.

#73

A classmate of my sons is named Kal-El.

A former classmate of mine is named Crüe.

#74

My dad went to school with a kid named Repent Or Be Burned. Tough sell.

#75

The little boy I used to nanny for had a Barbie and a Princess in his classroom.

#76

I work in childcare, and we once had a little boy attend called Blaze. Parents that give their kids these names are selfish.

#77

Twins named Today and Tomari.

#78

Some people in NZ named w child after a bus stop. Like Mangere bus stop 35 of something.

Presumably a lifelong reminder conception occured at a bus stop.

#79

Valaria, sounds like a disease.

#80

Phillip. Nothing wrong with the name unless your family name is also Phillip.

#81

I once saw a child named "Abcde" because their parents wanted their child's name to be in alphabetical order. But what happens if they have another child? Will their name be "Fghij"?

#82

Gotta be the Cersei...yes, with that spelling. I can forgive the Khaleesis and the Danaeryses, but you know what kind of person Cersei is from the *start.*.

#83

Princess and Queenie. They’re sisters, filipino.

#84

I went to school with a girl who’s first name was Maria. Her older sisters first name was also Maria.

#85

Italy here: Ethan Drake, Braian (and yeah wrote like that), Maverick.

#86

I grew up in New Jersey and I had a set of twins enter my school midway through the third grade school year. The twins were introduced to the class and the teacher said their names were “sangria” and “brandy”. I will NEVER forget them. Extremely interesting name choice 😬.

#87

La-ah
Pronounced “la dash ah”.

#88

In middle school I went to summer camp and met a girl named Paris. I thought it was a pretty cool name. Then I found out her last name was Frantz (pronounced like France...).