Look, we love a little choccie or a tiny beauty product as much as girlie, but by the time December rolls around, most of us don’t need another lip balm — we need a daily hit of pure, low-stakes serotonin to survive the silly season.
Whether your love language is waking up to an artisanal brew, unboxing a mini LEGO, or opening a spicy box of couples sex toys before bed, the advent calendar game has gotten wildly elite.
