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Gabija Palšytė

67 Times People Found The Weirdest Things In The Streets

It’s hardly a profound idea anymore, but sometimes it can be good to go out and take a walk, or a drive, depending on what side of the Atlantic you happen to be on, as seeing what’s actually happening around you might be helpful for one’s mental health. Or, at the very least, you’ll see something worth recording.

So we’ve gathered some of the best posts from a group dedicated to all the ridiculous, weird and unhinged things people have seen when out and about. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section down below.

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#1 Look At This Captive Audience At The St Claude Train Tracks

#2 Look At This Flamingo Exhibit. Laurel And Webste

#3 Look At This Overpass To Hell

The sidewalk is a stage where the actors have forgotten their lines, the director has left the building, and the costumes were seemingly chosen by a toddler with access to a high-end thrift store and a hot glue gun. We have all had that singular moment where we are walking to work or heading to grab a coffee, only to stop dead in our tracks because reality has decided to take a very strange detour.

It usually starts with the inexplicable appearance of abandoned food in places food simply has no business being. We aren’t talking about a discarded candy wrapper or a dropped slice of pizza, which is merely a culinary tragedy. No, we are talking about the high-concept urban mystery of bread stapled to trees, a bizarrely popular internet subculture that leaves passersby wondering if the local squirrels are suddenly hosting a very rustic brunch.

#4 August 5, 2017 Flood That Took Many Areas Of The City (And Debatably The Pumps) By Surprise

#5 Look At This Disco Cone

#6 Look At This Gas Pump

There is a specific kind of confusion that arises when you see a perfectly intact, steaming hot rotisserie chicken sitting on top of a literal fire hydrant at three in the morning. It looks less like litter and more like an offering to a very specific, poultry-loving deity of public safety.

#7 Look At This Double Entendre

#8 Lakeside Shopping Center, Pf Chang’s Metairie

#9 Look At This Bikini Bottom Airbnb. The Famous Eton St Pothole,

Moving further down the block of the surreal, we often encounter the phenomenon known as a glitch in the matrix. This is that jarring second when you see three people, completely unrelated and unknown to one another, walking in a perfect row wearing the exact same neon-yellow tracksuit. It makes you feel as though the universe’s character-rendering engine has run out of memory and started reusing assets.

#10 Neighbors Around Desaix Are In Full Rebellion Mode

#11 Look At This Oopsie Daisy

#12 Look At This Gator

These real-life glitches are a staple of street life, whether it’s two identical cars parked next to each other with nearly identical dents or a group of strangers all checking their watches at the exact same millisecond. It’s a reminder that while we all like to think we’re unique protagonists, sometimes we’re just background extras in a very repetitive scene.

#13 Sup With This Cloud

#14 Someone Couldn’t Hold Their Ectoplasm Last Night

#15 Look At This Nightmare. Chestnut And Philip

Then, there are the fashion choices that defy the laws of both physics and social norms. In any major city, you are eventually going to run into someone who has decided that today is the day to become a dinosaur. Not a person in a dinosaur costume, mind you, but a person living their best life inside an inflatable T-Rex suit while trying to navigate an ATM or order a complicated latte. There is something deeply wholesome and profoundly weird about watching a prehistoric predator struggle to grasp a debit card with tiny, air-filled claws.

#16 Look At This Typo. Maple Street Residents Report Waiting Over A Year For The Street Tiles To Be Installed, Only To Find This Today

#17 Breaking - Another Angle Of The Supermassive Black Hole On Poydras. Hope Everyone Is Ok

#18 Look At This Mirror

It’s not just the costumes, though; it’s the accessories. Who hasn't seen a person walking a pet that definitely wasn't a dog? Whether it’s a majestic iguana perched on a shoulder like a scaly pirate’s parrot or a person taking their pet duck for a stroll in tiny custom booties, the street is a veritable runway for the animal kingdom’s most eccentric ambassadors.

#19 Do Whatcha Wanna

#20 Breaking: Loose Cheese Puffs At S Claiborne And Felicity

#21 Best Table In Uptown New Orleans

If the visuals don’t get you, the literature of the streets surely will. Street signs are supposed to be helpful, but they often end up being accidentally philosophical or aggressively confusing. We’ve all seen those hand-written flyers taped to telephone poles that start off normal and quickly spiral into madness.

#22 Look At This Mayor. Poydras And Camp

#23 Breaking: Building Collapse At Magazine And Felicity. Hope Everyone Is Ok

#24 That Saw Blade They Left In The Street Yesterday Sliced A Local Business Owner’s Tire Last Night

One day you’re looking for a lost kitten, and the next you’re reading a manifesto about a lost cloud or a sign offering "Free Hugs (But Only if You Can Beat Me in Rock-Paper-Scissors)." These bits of urban ephemera act as a sort of public diary for the neighborhood’s resident dreamers and pranksters. They turn a boring brick wall into a comedy club where the cover charge is just a few seconds of your time and a healthy dose of skepticism.

#25 Look At This Carpet. Metairie Near Causeway

#26 Look At This Horror Movie That Is Our Streets!

#27 Look At This In Tourist Trap

Finally, we have the mystery of the "Random Large Object." This is when you turn a corner and find something that should be in a living room sitting in the middle of a busy intersection. It might be a fully upright piano that someone decided to leave in a park, or a porcelain bathtub filled with succulents in the middle of a parking lot. These objects feel like they were dropped by a giant who was moving house and got distracted.

#28 Hm

#29 Look At This Pothole Shrine

#30 Look At This Library. Chartres Street Sidewalk Sunday

They invite us to imagine the frantic, hilarious backstories that led to their abandonment. Did someone lose a bet? Was there a musical emergency that required an immediate sonata? The beauty of these weird street sightings is that they break the monotony of our daily routines. They remind us that the world is still a strange, unpredictable, and delightful place, provided you’re willing to keep your eyes open. These moments of collective weirdness connect us as humans, giving us something to laugh about with a stranger as we both stare at a pineapple wearing sunglasses on top of a mailbox.