Buying gifts for others can be challenging — especially if the person you’re shopping for enjoys dancing to the beat of their own weird drum. If you’re in need of some inspiration, you’ve come to the right place, as I’ve scoured Amazon to put together this list of weird-ass gifts for all the weird-ass people in your life. Each one costs $25 or less, too, so you can feel free to take care of all your weirdos here. They’ll surely thank you, in their own strange way.
A hedgehog diffuser for adorable aromatherapy
Still using a clunky plastic diffuser? Consider upgrading to this hedgehog version. Not only is it a cute addition to any desk or nightstand, but the sleek ceramic frame also makes it seem way more expensive than it is. There’s also no electricity needed in order for it to work — simply add a few drops of essential oils into the top, and it’ll quickly begin spreading their aromas throughout the room.
Weird AF socks that make your feet look like animal paws
Dogs, cats, zebras — with 10 different animals to choose from, you can get as weird as you want when it comes to these socks. A touch of spandex in the polyester material gives them some comfortable stretch, making them suitable for up to a men’s size 13 foot. “The socks' quality and comfort pleasantly surprised everyone,” wrote one reviewer. “They weren't just a novelty item but also practical and cozy to wear.”
This helpful tray that mounts in your car’s cupholders
Eating meals in the car can be messy and awkward — unless you have this tray. The sturdy base mounts inside your cupholders, while the swiveling arm makes it easy to situate wherever you like. But if that isn’t enough, there’s also a mount on the back of the tray where you can place your phone to watch videos.
The blinged-out lab that hangs from your car’s rear view mirror
If you’re looking for fun ways to personalize your car, search no further than this labrador retriever. His aviator sunglasses combined with a thick gold chain make him look so blinged out — and the adjustable rope makes it easy to hang him from your rear view window. “When I first hung it up, I laughed in my garage for 2 solid minutes,” wrote one reviewer. “Still now, it causes me to smile every time I look at it.”
A hidden safe that looks just like a canister of SPAM
Cash, keys, jewelry — this fake safe is great for hiding all sorts of valuables. It looks just like a real canister of SPAM, making it way less likely that thieves will think to peek inside. But if you remain unconvinced that it’s a worthwhile buy? One reviewer wrote that “It just blends in with the other food.”
This quirky sticky note dispenser for desktop whimsy
Don’t leave your sticky notes in a haphazard stack on your desk. Instead, pop them into this dispenser. Not only is it shaped like an adorable cat, but the weighted base also helps keep it from tipping over whenever you pull a sticky note out. One reviewer wrote, “I was pretty surprised just how good it looked when I opened up the package. It's probably one of the most simple and awesome things I have bought.”
Waterproof coasters that stack into a cute cactus
Water rings can leave your wooden tables looking crummy, so why not grab these coasters? They’re made from high-quality EVA foam that’s waterproof as well as heat-resistant. And when you aren’t using them for drinks, you can stack them into a cute cactus decoration. One reviewer wrote, “It’s a fun talking point and if I ever need to put it away the coasters fit right inside the pot.”
The scratch-off world map that lets you show off the places you’ve traveled
Don’t just talk about all the places you’ve traveled — show them off using this map. You can scratch off each country you’ve visited, as well as mark any extra-special locations using the included stickers. The glossy finish is also sure to have it looking good hanging up on any wall.
A reusable straw that can help stop hiccups
Few things are as annoying as a persistent case of the hiccups. Luckily, this straw is an easy remedy. Simply place it in a shallow glass of water, then sip forcefully and swallow immediately. You only need to repeat this about two to three times for your hiccups to stop — and it works just as well on adults as it does with children.
Toilet paper holders that transform rolls into cute sheep
Getting caught on the toilet without any toilet paper is no one’s idea of a good time, so why not keep a few spare rolls nearby using these holders? You can place them on the back of your toilet, on your sink counter, or any other flat surface. Plus, the sheep design brings a fun touch to any bathroom.
Tumbler straw toppers that look like tiny cowboy hats
You don’t have to be a fan of the wild west in order to appreciate these straw toppers. Not only are they designed to look like cowboy hats, but they also help keep your straw clean from dust and dirt when you aren’t sipping. The best part? The silicone material is reusable, durable, as well as BPA-free.
Handy dip clips that make eating in the car better
You’ll be glad you grabbed these dip clips the next time you’re stuck eating inside your car. The ramekins are designed to hold all sorts of fast food sauce packets — though you can just as easily squeeze some ketchup into them if you prefer — and you can easily pop them out to clean when dirty. Plus, a sturdy clamp on the back lets you attach them to your dashboard’s air vents so that they’re always within reach.
Nesting doll measuring cups that are fun & functional
Traditional measuring cups can take up a ton of drawer space in your kitchen. Luckily, these unique measuring cups take up very little. The nesting doll design brings a touch of whimsy to any kitchen — and each one is made from heavy-duty plastic that’s food-safe as well as BPA-free.
The fidget spinner ring that looks like a chic piece of jewelry
Fidget spinners are an easy way to help ease anxiety or stress, but if you don’t want to be seen playing with a toy, consider opting for this ring instead. It looks just like a piece of chic jewelry, but unlike regular rings, you can spin the rotating top layer of metal whenever you need to fidget. Plus, the titanium stainless steel metal frame is built to last.
The cordless night light that looks just like a glowing sheep
Many plug-in night lights wind up blocking the second outlet on the wall. So if you’d like more outlet space? Consider upgrading to this glowing sheep. It’s completely cordless, and can deliver up to six hours of use before it needs to be recharged. Plus, the squishy silicone exterior means you won’t have to worry about it breaking if it ever gets dropped.
This Loch Ness Monster bookmark that looks like it’s swimming through your pages
Instead of bending the corners of your book pages to keep track of where you are, let this Loch Ness Monster bookmark hold your place. Its slim body won’t leave crimps on your pages — and the top is designed so that it looks like it’s swimming through the pages. Choose from three colors: purple, turquoise, or green.
Dinosaur chicken nugget pillows that are just as cute as they are fluffy
Anyone who loves chowing down on dinosaur chicken nuggets can appreciate these pillows. They’re filled with premium PP cotton, with an extra-fluffy exterior that makes them perfect for napping, relaxing, or even giving to your kids as toys. And if you’re particular when it comes to dinosaurs? Not a problem, as they come in nine different styles.
A stainless steel brewing straw that lets you whip up tea & coffee on the go
JoGo - Portable Coffee and Tea Brewing Straw - Reusable Coffee Maker Made of Stainless Steel with Single Serve Strainer - Filter Function for Hot and Cold Brew - Ideal for Coffee and Loose Leaf Teas
Amazon -Don’t have time to make yourself a cup of coffee before rushing out the door? Not a problem when you have this straw. Simply fill the infuser bottom with grounds, then swish it through a mug of hot water to brew yourself a quick serving. It works just as well with tea leaves as it does coffee grounds — and the stainless steel body is even resistant to rust.
Funky chopsticks that glow like a pair of real lightsabers
Embrace your inner Jedi warrior with these lightsaber chopsticks. They come in a variety of colors — from bright green to deep purple — and each order includes batteries so that you can start using them right out of the box. “These are amazing [...],” wrote one reviewer. “The color of the light is perfect. Sturdy and easy to use.”
Sushi-shaped magnets that add fun pops of color to the fridge
Kitchen looking a little too monochromatic for your tastes? Add these magnets to your fridge for a few fun pops of color. They’re designed to look just like real pieces of sushi, complete with realistic textures — and they’re strong enough to hold photos, notes, or nearly any other document.
A pint glass with mocktail recipes printed all over the outside
Not in the mood for a cocktail? Bust out this pint glass and whip yourself up a delicious mocktail instead. The outside features seven different mocktail recipes, including pina coladas, mojitos, margaritas, and more. And since the glass itself can hold up to 16 ounces of liquid, you can just as easily use it to sip on NA beers, sodas, and more.
A spicy card game inspired by everyone’s favorite hot sauce
Take sriracha-level spice to games night with this (officially licensed) fast-paced card bonanza called Sriracha: The Game. Ideal for up to four players, the rules are easy to learn — evenly divvy up the cards, look out for combos, then physically slap the deck to win the round. Whoever collects all the cards wins.
LED flashlight gloves that make it easy to tackle projects in the dark
Whether the sun has gone down or you’re tackling a DIY project in a dark basement, these flashlight gloves are a smart pick. They eliminate the need for a second person to hold a flashlight, as the LED bulbs on the thumb and index finger are always pointed at whatever you’re working on — and the stretchy fabric adjusts to fit most hands.
Weird AF mushroom night lights with motion sensors
Not only are these LED mushroom night lights fun to look at, but they also cycle between seven different colors when they’re on. A dusk-to-dawn sensor in each one prevents them from wasting energy when it’s still light out. Plus, the compact stems won’t block the second outlet on your wall.
A genius retractable charger with lightning & type-C ports
It’s almost too easy for your dashboard to become a jumbled mess of charging cables — but that’s where this charger comes in handy. It features two type-C and lightning cables that retract back into its body when you’re finished using them. But if that isn’t enough? Quick-charging technology automatically detects the optimal charging speed for your devices so that it can power them up as fast as they can handle.
A unique miniature vacuum shaped like a little ladybug
Crumbs, eraser shavings, paper scraps — this miniature vacuum is great for sucking up all sorts of little desktop messes. It only needs two AA batteries (which are not included) to get up and running. And if you aren’t a fan of ladybugs? You can also grab it as a black or green luchador mask.
An adorable soap dispenser shaped like a little penguin
Add a touch of whimsy to any sink top with this penguin soap dispenser. The large body can hold up to 10 ounces of liquid soap, and it works just as well with soap as it does lotion, cleanser, or even conditioner. And if you aren’t a fan of penguins? You can also grab it as a white, brown, or black snail.
Whiskey ice bullets that help chill drinks without diluting their flavor
You don’t have to be a whiskey drinker to appreciate these ice bullets. Simply keep them in the freezer, and they’ll always be ready to go whenever you want to chill a room-temperature drink — all without diluting the flavor. But if that isn’t enough? Each one is made from stainless steel that won’t rust over time.
Stainless steel pizza scissors that easily slice through thick pizza crusts
Whether you prefer thin crust or deep dish, these pizza scissors are made with ultra-sharp stainless steel blades that easily slice through all sorts of crusts. The handles are also coated with soft rubber for a comfortable grip. But if that isn’t enough? The wide black part of the blade also doubles as a spatula so that you can transfer slices from pie to plate.
Earbud cleaning putty that removes wax, dirt, & more
Cleaning out dirty earbuds can be a bit of a challenge — unless you have this putty to help you out. It squeezes deep into tight crevices, latching onto grime, dust, or any other bits of gunk that are dirtying up your earbuds. Each order comes with enough putty for up to 12 uses.
A quirky book filled with random facts that are sure to get conversations started
This book is sure to get conversations flowing when guests are over if you leave it out of your coffee table. It’s filled with random tidbits of knowledge covering a variety of topics, including movies, animals, holidays, the supernatural, and more. Plus, the hard cover gives it an upscale look.
Quirky bird sponges that sit on a wooden perch so they dry fast
Leaving wet sponges in the bottom of your sink is an easy way for them to develop grime. Luckily, these bird sponges are available for less than $20. Each one comes with a little wooden perch so that they can sit high above all that moisture, allowing them to dry out quickly when wet. And since the perch features a suction cup at the end, installation is a total breeze.
Telescopic back scratchers that feature 2 different types of scratcher heads
Can’t quite reach that itch on your back? Not a problem when you have these back scratchers. Their telescopic handles extend from 7 all the way out to 27 inches, making it easy to reach every spot all over your body. Each order also includes two scratchers with different types of heads: one with a sharper metal rake, as well as a second made from gentler plastic.
Spinning hangers that can hold up to 48 belts, scarves, ties, and more
Don’t waste precious closet shelf space storing belts. Instead, put them on these hangers. Each one can hold up to 48 belts — though that’s just the start. They’ll work just as well storing bras, tank tops, scarves, ties, and more. Plus, a gentle spin is all it takes in order to bring any belts stored in the back around to the front.
An insulated can cooler designed to look like a mini safari vest
Puffin - The Adventurer Vest - Insulated 12 oz Can Cooler I Beer Bottle & Soda Can Insulator, Keep Drinks and Beverages Cold - Pewter
Amazon -Don’t let your canned drinks get warm before you can finish them. Instead, slip them into this koozie. The insulated walls help keep canned drinks colder for longer, while the puffer jacket design is sure to have friends asking where you got it. Choose from five colors: pewter, seafoam, camouflage, and more.
Mesmerizing sand art that’s constantly moving & flowing
Need some art for your home? This moving sand art picture is a unique addition to any room. The sand is constantly moving and flowing, transforming into various mountain ranges in gorgeous shades of purple. Though if you aren’t into purple, fear not — you can also grab it in orange, green, blue, and more.
This colorful fortune telling ball with more than 3,500 5-star reviews
There’s no denying that this fortune telling ball is a fun gift or party game. Simply ask it a yes or no question, and it’ll respond with a variety of answers — all while cycling through multiple fun colors. But if you remain unconvinced that it’s worth the buy? One reviewer wrote, “This is a fantastic take on the Magic 8 ball and perfect for Halloween. My kiddo loves this. The voice and lights are fantastic.”
The adjustable paper towel holder that’s designed to look like a quirky crab
Whether your paper towel rolls are small, jumbo, or any size in between, this paper towel holder can be adjusted so that they’ll fit. The wide base helps keep it from tipping over when loaded up with extra-large rolls. Plus, the crabby design is an undeniably quirky touch.
A weird AF body pillow shaped like a giant loaf of bread
You don’t have to love carbs in order to appreciate this French bread body pillow. The 3-D printing gives it an incredibly realistic appearance, while the high-quality cotton filling ensures that it feels soft and plush whenever you’re relaxing against it. “The pillow is soft and fluffy, providing excellent support for a restful sleep,” wrote one reviewer. “Its size and shape make it perfect for snuggling or adding a touch of whimsy to any space.”
Freaky lobster sandals that are soft, flexible, & oh-so-comfy
Looking for easy ways to freak out your friends? Wear these lobster sandals the next time they come over. They’re made from lightweight material that’s soft and flexible, making them just as comfortable as they are freaky to look at. And if you aren’t into lobsters, fear not — you can also grab them as sharks or piranhas.
A quirky succulent pot that looks like a giant tooth
Give your succulents a home inside of this cute pot. The sleek ceramic makes it look more expensive than it is — and the tooth-shaped design is sure to have it standing out from the other pots in your home. Though if you aren’t into teeth? You can also grab it as a cow or pig.
Hand towels that make it look like cats are hanging out on your towel rods
Anyone who loves cats can appreciate these hand towels. They come in a variety of colors — from orange tabbies to classic black cats — and the front paws keep them from sliding off your towel bar. Plus, the head is sturdier than the rest of the body, so there’s no need to worry about it flopping over.
A beanie cap with a rechargeable lamp built into the front
Whether you’re tackling a DIY project or trying to stay warm when walking the dog at night, this beanie is right up your alley. A headlamp in the front makes it easy to see your way through the night. It can run for up to eight hours before it needs to be recharged — and the unisex fit makes it suitable for men as well as women.
A handy roll-up mat that lets you save puzzles for later
Can’t finish that puzzle in one sitting? Not a problem when you have this mat. The inflatable core lets you roll your puzzle up so that you can move it off the table without breaking apart any pieces you’ve already put together. Plus, each order includes a drawstring bag for safekeeping.
Moisturizing heel socks that are infused with vitamin E & jojoba oil
Dry, cracked heels are no match for these socks. They’re infused with vitamin E, olive as well as jojoba oil, all of which deliver a nourishing dose of moisture to parched skin. The best part? Unlike some hydrating socks, these ones can be washed and reused multiple times.
A cupholder trash can that comes with 30 liners to get you started
Don’t let garbage accumulate on the floor of your car. Instead, toss it into this trash can. Its narrow base allows it to fit into most cupholders, while the pop-open lid works to keep unwanted odors from leaking out. The best part? Each order includes 30 liners to get you started.
A memory foam armrest cushion that fits overtop nearly any center console
Whether you drive a truck or a sedan, this armrest cushion features a universal design that makes it suitable for use in just about any vehicle. The plush memory foam filling contours to the shape of your arm for added comfort. And if it ever gets dirty? You can zip the cover off for easy cleaning.
An under-the-bed light that only turns on when you get up at night
Don’t blind yourself with that bright ceiling light when getting up at night. Instead, allow this under-the-bed light to gently guide your way. Its motion sensor prevents it from turning on while you’re still in bed — and you can adjust the built-in timer anywhere from 30 seconds up to six minutes.
Beanie-shaped bottle stoppers that can help keep opened wine fresh
You won’t have to finish that bottle of wine in one sitting if you have these stoppers on hand. They’re made from durable silicone that creates an airtight seal once inserted into bottles, helping keep everything inside fresher for longer. The seal is also so tight that you also won’t have to worry about any spills or leaks — and if they ever get dirty, you can toss them into the dishwasher for an easy clean.
Cherry wood kitchen utensils with adorable faces
Using metal utensils on nonstick pans can scratch away the coating. Instead, use these wooden ones. Not only are they gentle on nonstick cookware, but they’re also made from solid cherry wood — not plastic. Each order comes with five: two spatulas, two spoons, as well as one spork.
A miniature bag sealer that can help you save *so* much money over time
Chip clips do an alright job at closing open bags, but if you really wan to keep your snacks fresh? Try using this sealer instead. It’s suitable for use on bags made from aluminum, plastic, and more. Plus, the small size makes it easy to stash away inside of a drawer when not in use.
The silicone foot scrubber that you don’t have to bend down in order to use
There’s no need to bend down in order to scrub your feet when you have this scrubber. Suction cups on the back let you secure it to the floor of your shower or tub — and hundreds of silicone bristles all over the top effortlessly wash away dirt with just a few gentle back-and-forth strokes.
The premium flannel blanket that looks just like a giant tortilla
Ever wonder what it would be like to wrap yourself up into a giant burrito? Grab this blanket and find out. Not only is it printed to look like a giant tortilla, but it’s also made from cozy, premium flannel. And if you aren’t a fan of burritos, fear not — you can also grab it as a waffle, donut, or pizza.
This stimulating head massager that can help encourage hair growth
PURAVA (Original Head Massager with Improved Design - Head Scratcher Massager with 20 Fingers for Relaxation and Scalp Stimulation - Head Massage Tool Ideal as a Gift
Amazon -No relaxing day at home is complete without this head massager. A small amount of pressure is all it takes for the 20 rubber-capped “fingers” to gently glide across your scalp, helping soothe away the day’s stress. Plus, it can also help stimulate blood circulation, which may lead to hair growth.
The breathable weighted blanket that can help soothe anxious minds
Try snuggling underneath this weighted blanket if your mind is always racing when you get into bed. The added heft makes it feel like you’re being wrapped into a giant hug, which can help ease anxiety — and the box stitching ensures that the beads on the inside stay evenly distributed throughout. And while heavy, don’t be fooled. The microfiber fabric is just as breathable as it is soft, making it suitable for hot sleepers.
An identity protection roller stamp that comes with 3 ink refills
Bills, bank statements, old checks — this roller stamp is great for obscuring the information on all sorts of sensitive documents. It’s small enough to stash away inside of a drawer without taking up too much space. Plus, each order also includes three ink refills to get you started.
The windproof umbrella that opens & closes at the press of a button
Repel Umbrella Large Umbrellas for Rain Windproof - Easy Automatic Open & Close, Heavy Duty Reinforced Fiberglass Frame - Portable, Folding, Compact Umbrella for Travel - All-Weather Strong Umbrella
Amazon -Unlike the crummy umbrella you’ve likely been using, this one is made with reinforced fiberglass ribs that help keep it from turning inside out on windy days. Its dual-layered canopy is also coated with teflon to help repel rain, sleet, snow, as well as wind. The best part? A button on the handle opens and closes it, so there’s no need to reach up and struggle to pull it shut.
This UV phone sanitizer box that eliminates up to 99% of germs in just 10 minutes
You wash your hands all the time, but what about your phone? Enter: this phone sanitizer box. A powerful UV light on the inside eliminates up to 99% of germs within just 10 minutes — but that’s just the start. You can also use it to sanitize any small items that’ll fit inside, including coins, jewelry, sunglasses, and more.
Heat-resistant silicone lid covers that help keep pots from boiling over
Nothing strikes panic into my heart like hearing a pot on th stove boil over — which is only part of the reason why I’m a fan of these lids. Not only do they help keep pots from boiling over, but they’re also made from BPA-free silicone that’s heat-resistant up to 482 degrees Fahrenheit. “I use my especially for when I make pasta as I always find that pasta always wants to boil over on me,” wrote one reviewer. “But whenever I use these, not the case anymore.”
A bamboo charcuterie board that comes with 4 sleek serving knives
Take your home happy hours to the next level with this cheese board. It’s made from eco-friendly bamboo, with a swiveling top that opens up to reveal four serving knives underneath. A small lip running around the top helps keep your snacks from falling off — and many reviewers raved about how good the quality is.
A compact foot massager that can help alleviate pain from plantar fasciitis
At less than 6 inches in length, you shouldn’t have any trouble taking this foot massager with you when traveling. Dozens of raised nubs dig deep into the muscles on your feet, helping alleviate soreness, plantar fasciitis, and more. Each order also includes a massage ball — just in case you prefer to have options when deciding how to soothe your aching feet.
Farfalloni-shaped pot holders made from tough, heat-resistant silicone
Still using those fraying cotton oven mitts? Then these pot holders are worth a look. They’re made from heat-resistant silicone that won’t melt when pressed up against hot cookware handles — and the farfalloni shape is an undeniably fun touch. Once dirty, simply toss them into the dishwasher for an easy clean.
The soy wax candle that’s hand-poured into a real coconut shell
Scented Soy Coconut Shell Candles - Wood Wick Scented Candles Made with Real Coconut Shells (Coconut)
Amazon -There’s a good chance you’ve never seen a candle like this one. Not only is it made with eco-friendly soy wax, but it’s also been poured into a genuine coconut shell rather than a glass or metal jar. It has a burn time of up to 45 hours — and the wooden wick even crackles as it burns.
The rechargeable hand warmer that can also be used as an external battery
Don’t waste your money on disposable hand warmers. Instead, upgrade to this rechargeable version. Its cylindrical shape easily fits inside your hand, while the high-quality aluminum body ensures that it’s built to last. You can also use it as an external battery whenever your phone needs to charge — and indicator lights at the bottom make it easy to keep track of how much power is left.
A waterproof phone holder that lets you watch videos while taking baths
Don’t risk dropping your phone into the tub when watching videos. Instead, pop it into this holder. The waterproof case ensures that your phone stays high and dry, while the adhesive backing makes installation on your shower wall oh-so simple. Plus, you can rotate the case 180 degrees so that your phone sits vertically as well as horizontally.
