Kids have no filter, and we love collecting all the unhinged things they say. One group of people who have an endless supply of these gems is teachers.
So after Reddit user Loud_Bluejay_6663 asked them to share the craziest family lore a student has told them, the replies immediately flew in.
From embarrassing injury reports to confessions about secret relatives, I guess it's easier to spill the tea when you're still figuring out the rules of the world.
