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Emma A. Smith

52 Two-Liners That Can Be Considered As Best Jokes Ever

Everyday Situations & Life Jokes

1.) I just saw my neighbor talking to himself in the mirror.
It looks like they are looking surprised. 🪞😲

2.) A woman walks into a bank and tells the clerk she wants to make a big prize deposit.
The clerk says, “I’m so sorry, ma’am, we don’t accept stuffed animals.” 🏦🧸❌

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