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Nick Venable

32 Hilarious Steven Wright One-Liner Jokes

Steven Wright playing guitar in When The Leaves Blow.

Many stand-up comedians who rise to household-name popularity tend to get their name out through yearly (or at least semi-regular) album releases, TV specials, books and whatever else might help spread the word. Not so much for the dry and droll Steven Wright, who has become a bonafide comedy icon despite only releasing two albums and three specials across a career spanning 40+ years. Part of Wright’s legacy is due to his occasional appearances in cult classics such as The Larry Sanders Show and Half-Baked, but it’s largely due to his signature style of brilliant one-liners and deadpan observations that are steeped in irony, wordplay and surrealism.

Making his first appearance of many on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1982 — at least one of which can be streamed with a Peacock subscription — Steven Wright became something of a late night staple over the years, which was pretty much the only place for fans to hear his new jokes and head-scratching musings between the release of 1985’s I Have a Pony and 2006’s When The Leaves Blow Away. No need to turn on any TVs or to scour the Internet, however, as we’ve rounded up a bunch of the Oscar winner’s funniest one-liners.  

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