1. Buses are always driven by a man called Drive
...and he must be thanked before leaving the bus
2. Chopsy means cocky and talkative
(It's nothing to do with meat)
3. You need to get used to this
4. Twp = a bit thick
5. The word 'Yur' can mean ear, year or here
5. Tidy does not mean neat. It means good
6. Buzzing means 'foul', 'unpleasant' or 'terrible'
It has nothing to do with bees
7. 'I won't lie to you' doesn't mean you aren't about to get lied to
In fact, it's quite likely you are
8. This isn't a warning about an approaching 'araf'
It just means slow in Welsh
9. No-one ever arrives now or in a minute
They arrive 'now in a minute'
10. They call him Dai Llaeth
Even though his surname's Jones
11. Being called 'good boy' doesn't mean you've been well-behaved
In fact, it's probably the exact opposite
12. 'Got to be honest with you' is far from a guarantee of honesty
13. Ridiculous has three syllables: ree-di-clus
14. 'Alright or what?' is a greeting, not a threat
15. No matter what your ears tell you, there's no C in Llanelli
16. 'Ychafi' is Welsh for 'buzzing' (see number 6 above)
17. This is a cwtch, not a cuddle
18. 91.6% of conversations start with 'What it is...'
(and 78% of the time, the next word is 'right')
19. 'Tidy butt' means 'good', it's not a comment about your bum
20. It's D-A-F-Y-D-D, not Daffid or Daffyd
21. Bard means sick
22. 'Where to? Over by there' is a perfectly normal conversation
It just means 'Where' and 'There'
23. Fabulous has two syllables: fab-lus
24. So does video: vid-yo
25. Half and half is a perfectly acceptable order
26. You can forget 5G (reception would be a start)
27. There's nothing grammatically wrong with 'she have' and 'I do'
28. 'Ychan' is a appropriate name for... anyone at all
29. 'The valleys' is not shorthand for Wales
It's actually only that little bit down there
