Friends, it’s almost gay Christmas (Mardi Gras), and if you’re anything like us, you’re already planning your outfits for the weekend-long pride party. The streets of Sydney are going to turn into a sea of glitter, sequins, micro shorts, harnesses, nipple pasties and more, with every girl, gay, and they serving up looks left, right and centre.
Whether it’s your first Mardi Gras or your 50th, we have no doubt you’re trawling the internet to find the brattiest, cuntiest, sluttiest and most fabulous outfits. To help you with your endeavours, we’ve done some of the hard work for you and found all the best places to shop for your Mardi Gras looks, and boy, we think we’ve delivered.
Scroll on for everywhere you should be shopping for your Mardi Gras outfit.
30+ Places To Shop For Your Mardi Gras Outfits
Glitter And Sequins
Let’s start with everyone’s go-to option: GLITTER. As my gorgeous colleague (and Mardi Gras regular) Jack described it, “Think Taylor Swift Eras Tour meets a group of sickening unicorns.” We wanna see sequin dresses, mini skirts, mini shorts, bedazzled bras and more (or less). For looks like this, you’re most likely to find them on retailers like Rat & Boa, ASOS, The Iconic, Beginning Boutique, Princess Polly, and Showpo.
Shop for a glitter or Sequin Mardi Gras look here:
Anything That Serves Cunt, Brat Or Slutty Summer Vibes
There are no hard and fast rules for dressing for Mardi Gras. You can literally wear anything you like, although Jack recommends any outfits that make you think, ‘Slay the house down, diva miss thang of the cuntyverse tongue pop’. We’d start by shopping brands like Dyspnea, Lioness, Poppy Lissiman, Revolve, Jaded London, Steve Madden, I Am Gia and more.
Shop for a Mardi Gras look that serves cunt, brat or slutty here:
PVC And Leather
If you’re feeling more of a sassy leather/PVC look for this year’s festivities, there are a few retailers and brands that should be on your hit list, including I Am Gia, Revolve, Jaded London, One Teaspoon and Dangerfield.
Shop for a PVC or leather Mardi Gras look here:
For Our Gorgeous gays: Jockstraps And Harnesses Galore
One of the dress codes for Mardi Gras is skin, skin and more skin, so wearing things like harnesses, jockstraps and bondage outfits are highly encouraged. You can usually buy them from places like Lovehoney, Wild Secrets, Honey Birdette, Black Milk, Daily Jocks, Teamm8 and even Nike.
Shop for jock straps, harnesses, and bondage Mardi Gras look here:
Men In Mini Shorts
Mini shorts, mini shorts everywhere! Mardi Gras is typically a sea of hot shorts ranging from leather looks to metallic micros. You’ll find the perfect pair at places like Tibbs & Bones, Johnnies Closet, and Daily Jocks.
Shop for mini and micro shorts for Mardi Gras here:
The Best Mardi Gras Outfit Accessories
Every Mardi Gras outfit needs to be accessorised like crazy — think nipple pasties, puppy masks, fishnet stockings, body glitter and more. If you’re looking for the finishing touches, you should try places like Lovehoney, Tibbs & Bones, Honey Birdette, Pup Hood and your local sex shops.
- Coquette Black Studded Cross Nipple Pasties, $19.95 (usually $24.95)
- Lovehoney Oh! Red Heart Shaped Nipple Pasties, $7.95 (usually $9.95)
- Tibbs & Bones Rainbow Flower Nipple Pasties, $19.95
- Bras ‘N Things Wide Fishnet Stockings, $24.99
- Honey Birdette Bunny Mask, $18
- Pup Hood Australia Black Packleader Pup Hood Set, $69 (usually $89)
- Leg Avenue Vinyl Cat Mask, $9.95 (usually $12.95)
- Womalen Adults Neoprene Puppy Hood Mask Pup Play Gear, $48.07
- Honey Birdette Horny Red Mask, $120
Looking for a little glitter to add to your Mardi Gras outfit? We’ve found everything you need right here.
Image Credit: Jade London / Dyspnea / Poppy Lissiman / Tibbs & Bones / Honey Birdette / Daily Jocks
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