21 events and people snubbed by Fall Out Boy’s atrocious We Didn’t Start The Fire remix

On Wednesday, American rock band Fall Out Boy — “band” is used in the loosest sense — revealed that it recorded an update to Billy Joel’s classic song recapping history, “We Didn’t Start The Fire.”

And where Joel gave us a stirring lesson that is so hard to forget for all the best reasons, it seems that Fall Out Boy just Googled “important world events since 1989” and vomited out an ensuing song. “Song” is also utilized in the loosest sense. Really, bravo, gentlemen.