Far be it from me to interrupt the NFL’s monthlong schedule release or its dictatorial hunting down of anyone who’d dare leak info about individual games, but a new season is upon us, believe it or not. This is one of my favorite tentpole events of the year because we have known every team’s slate of opponents for months now and are merely finding out what order these games are in! Imagine if, say, your local pizzeria during restaurant week got a fortnight of content out of revealing what would be on their menu (it’s … pizza … still, just sometimes in Brazil when you don’t want it to be!).
