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Monika Pašukonytė

19 Truly Strange And Hilariously Cringe First Messages From The Universe Of Dating Apps

The world of modern dating can be cray-cray. More and more, people are turning to dating apps in the hopes of meeting their perfect match, but this doesn’t come without its pitfalls. With the ever-present hookup culture, unsolicited adult pics, catfishing, and profiles that use photoshopped images or filters, online dating is a potential minefield. 

One Reddit user recently turned to the community to ask the question, “People who use dating apps, what is the weirdest message you’ve gotten to start a conversation?”, and the results were truly mind blowing. Keep reading for 31 of the strangest messages online daters have sent as an icebreaker.

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Opened our initial conversation on PlentyofFish by asking for my detailed zombie apocalypse survival plan.


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#11

My ex got messaged by the Swiss Cheese Pervert on OK Cupid.

He started out respectful enough but by the 3rd paragraph was talking about how he likes to [enjoy some alone time] with cheese.

She told her friends but no one believed her (she blocked him so the messages disappeared) until he started [being a bit too intimate] with cheese in public, got caught and went viral.


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#12

Whenever a girl starts a conversation too [intimately] or wants [intimate pics] right away, I know it's a scam.


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#20

I'm in the UK and my profile picture was me cuddling a tiger. I got a few matches from places like Philippines and Thailand - or perhaps, the tiger did.

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