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19 Genius Christmas Finds For People Who Are Impossible To Shop For

We all have that one person on our list who inflicts maximum psychic damage every December. You know the type: they either buy themselves exactly what they want the day before Christmas, or they vaguely shrug and say, "I just want peace on earth."

Sure, Brenda, let us just gift-wrap "global harmony" for you. Since you can’t box up vibes, we tracked down a basket full of gifts that are actually cool enough to impress your snobbiest friend and useful enough for the dad who insists he doesn't need anything. Put down the panic-bought bath set; you’re safe now.

#1 Making Lemonade Is A Waste Of Time When You Could Be Drenching Your Carbs In Heraclea Lemon Infused Olive Oil

Review: "This smells so delicious. I have used it on salmon and pork so far and it tastes every bit as good as it smells." - Brenda

19 Genius Christmas Finds For People Who Are Impossible To Shop For

#1 Making Lemonade Is A Waste Of Time When You Could Be Drenching Your Carbs In Heraclea Lemon Infused Olive Oil

#2 Plastic Wrap Is Clingier Than A Desperate Ex So Do Yourself A Favor And Switch To Sustainable Beeswax Wraps

#3 Displaying Your Flammables In A Glass Match Cloche Is The Classy Way To Admit You Are Obsessed With Candles

#4 Serving Lukewarm Drinks Is The Fastest Way To Get Your Hosting License Revoked So Invest In A Chic Ice Bucket

#5 You Don’t Need To Be Named Hercules To Wield The Crushing Power Of A Heavy-Duty Greek Pepper Mill During Dinner Prep

#6 Yelling "Yes Chef" At Your Cat Will Feel Surprisingly Valid Once You Start Prepping Dinner With A High Quality Chef's Knife

#7 Striped Placemats With Cutlery Pockets Act As A Helpful Cheat Sheet For Anyone Who Constantly Forgets Where The Salad Fork Lives

#8 Pretending To Be A Mad Scientist Is Significantly More Socially Acceptable When You Are Wielding A Cocktail Smoker Kit

#9 Selective Hearing Becomes A Legitimate Fashion Statement The Moment You Pop In A Pair Of Loop Ear Plugs

#10 Mike's Hot Honey Manages To Be Sweet And Spicy Without Any Of The Toxic Drama Usually Associated With That Combination

#11 Canceling Plans To Stay Home And Rot Is Fully Justified When You Are Wrapped In A Chic Heated Throw Blanket

#12 Tell Cinderella She Can Keep Her Glass Heels Because Real Royalty Prefers The Absolute Comfort Of Fuzzy Plush Slippers

#13 Cooking Your Way Through The Dolly Parton Cookbook "Good Lookin' Cookin'" Is The Closest Most Of Us Will Ever Get To Being Adopted By The Queen Of Country

#14 Leaving A Rechargeable Flickering Flameless Candle On All Night Won't Result In A Call To 911 So You Can Be Cozy And Irresponsible At The Same Time

#15 Your Pantry Will Look Less Like A Chaotic Science Experiment Once You Transfer Everything Into Blue Ceramic Spice Jars

#16 Even Your Snobbiest Friend Will Struggle To Turn Up Their Nose At A Tin Of Melt-In-Your-Mouth Cocoa Dusted Chocolate Truffles

#17 Achieve That "Glazed Donut" Look Without Actually Covering Your Face In Sugar By Grabbing A Biodance 7 Day Glow Up Kit

#18 Trusting The Simple Elephant Undated Planner With Your Schedule Is Safer Than Trusting Your Own Brain To Remember A Simple Dentist Appointment

#19 A Carhartt Knit Cuffed Beanie Instantly Makes You Look Like A Brooding Indie Movie Protagonist Who Gazes Wistfully At Skylines