There are apps devoted to mapping beautiful bathrooms. Entire TikTok accounts, even. And an acceptable excuse for leaving your friend stranded at the bistro table a little too long is, ‘sorry, it was a really good bathroom.’ Maybe they were taking photos. Maybe they got lost in the dimly layered lighting, notes-app’d the candle set, and vowed to copy both at home. The extra five minutes away are forgivable.
Thanksgiving is fast approaching, and while your guests will talk about the table, every single one of them will end up in the powder room or guest bedroom – prime real estate for quiet flexes. The ultimate ‘who, me?’ humble brag, the loo is proof you have taste, restraint, and probably a candle budget.
