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Zoe Forsey & Lottie Gibbons

11 things that Tesco workers want to say to customers but can't

A former Tesco employee has shared the 11 things that they would love to tell their customers, but can't.

Working in retail can be incredibly challenging, especially around the Christmas period. Employees are under huge pressure as queues get longer and aisles get more crowded.

But one ex-employee at Tesco has shared their thoughts on the job with the Mirror, and their complaints ranged from 5p bags to early store arrivals.

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Here is what they had to say.

1. I know it's three minutes until we open, but I can't unlock the doors just because you're standing there

The employee said: "You're early, that's great. But unfortunately, when we open at 7am, that means 7am.

"I'm sorry if it's raining, or you're cold. But looking at me with a face like thunder isn't going to speed this process up."

2. Huffing and puffing in the queue won't make me go any quicker on the checkouts

They said: "I'm not deliberately going slow - it's just busy in here."

3. We dread asking for someone's ID - and then finding out they're 30 anyway

The Tesco worker said: "Feel flattered I'm asking you to prove you're old enough to buy that bottle of vodka because I'm not doing it for fun."

4. The Tesco fleeces are so incredibly comfortable

Speaking on the fleeces, they said: "They aren't the most flattering items of clothing to wear, but they are amazingly warm in those chilly winter months."

5. The frustration of people gathering around you as you knock 30p off a pack of mince

Asked about discounted products, they said: "Those yellow stickers are coming out, and it's like shoppers can smell them a mile off."

6. The mindless game you play trying to squeeze another box of dolly mix on the shelf so you can finally get it out of the cage

We all know those huge cages can get in the way, but getting the products off them is the real task, according to the supermarket employee.

7. My lunch isn't a free Tesco meal deal, let me assure you

Instead, they get bread according to the worker who said: "Going on lunch and finding yourself short of a few quid so you opt for that Tesco Everyday Value thick sliced bread that your managers generously left in the staff room."

8. That sigh you give when a customer pleads with you to knock some pennies off

They said: "The last box of 10-pack fish fingers has been opened - it's probably just a damaged box but hey, I'll knock 10% to avoid the drama."

9. The carrier bag charge is definitely not my fault

Rolling your eyes when a customer blames Tesco for the 5p plastic bag charge. They said: "I'm all for saving the planet, but don't take it out on the messenger."

10. Clocking onto loyal customers' routines

They said: "That's right, Barbara. I see you doing the weekly shop at 7pm every Wednesday. I saw you last week, and the week before that, and the week before that..."

11. I hate the self-service tills more than you

The self-service till is hardly the place to be, according to the employee. They said: "And impatiently waving your product in front of the scanner isn't going to make my life any easier.

"I hold the power to unlock these bad boys, and the red light flashing above you has already told me you need my help."

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