There’s a magical phase in childhood when kids believe everything deserves a name—whether it’s alive, inanimate, or completely absurd. From a banana peel to the toilet brush, children assign personalities and titles with wild enthusiasm and zero filter. While it’s cute (and occasionally concerning), some of these name choices leave parents doing double-takes or stifling laughter in public. The creativity is boundless, and the logic? Questionable at best. So, in the spirit of celebrating our little ones’ imaginative genius, here are 10 things my child has named that probably shouldn’t have names at all.
