Hello, hornbags! If you’ve clicked into this yarn, you’re looking for one thing, and one thing only — a gift for the person at the top of your naughty list. Yep, that’s right. Santa isn’t the only one cumming soon. Whether you’re looking for a spicy present to treat yourself or the loved one in your life, we’ve rounded up 18 of the best sex toy gifts you can give to almost anyone (well, maybe not your parents).
We’ve got best-sellers like the Womanizer x Lovehoney’s InsideOut G-Sport and Clit vibrator, Satisifyer Pro 2, Girls Get Off’s Missy, and LELO’s peen-sleeve. No matter what you or your lover are into, we’ve found a toy that’ll ensure a not-so-slient-night.
Enough rambling, let’s run through our little festive treaties, shall we?
The 18 Best Sex Toys For An (Almost) Guaranteed Orgasm
Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator
Bold of us to start with such a big best-seller, but you know what? Go big or go home. The Womanizer x Lovehoney InsideOut G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator is a dual vibrator that buzzes in all the right places.
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Normal X Hannah Fergusson Plum
If you struggle to orgasm, this g-spot and clitoral vibrator is about to change your life. It also comes with an ‘Orgasm Guarantee’, so if it doesn’t work for you, then you can exchange it for a different vibrator of equal value.
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Normal Darcy
Normal’s Darcy is g-spot vibrator that hits just right. The curved bulb and long, sloping arm can also be used on other erogenous zones during foreplay.
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Lovehoney Sensation Play Bondage Kit
In the words of RiRi, “chains and whips excite us”, and if you’re in the same boat, this bondage kit from Lovehoney is a damn good gift idea.
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We-Vibe Sync 2
This would be our recommendation for a not-so-silent night. The We-Vibe Sync 2 is one of the best couples’ vibrators you can get your mitts on. Plus, it comes with a wireless remote control, so it’s twice as fun!
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Vush Muse Rabbit Vibrator
This rabbit vibrator from Vush is perfect for those who love a dual stimulation moment. The internal part of the vibrator has an oscillating arm that moves in a ‘come hither’ motion, hitting your G-spot juuust right.
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Womanizer Vibe
The Vibe is Womanizer’s first vibrator, and apparently, it’s whisper-quiet. It features a three-button interface with 10 intensity levels and three autopilot modes to help you find your perfect rhythm.
Image: Lovehoney.
Vush Majesty 2
Vush’s Majesty 2 wand vibrator is the perfect beginner sex toy if you’re after something non-intimidating.
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Le Wand Rechargeable Massager
If you like them big and chunky, this massaging wand vibrator will get you going for sure.
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Dame Eva Couples Vibrator
If you’ve never seen a vibrator like the Dame Eva Couples Vibrator, then allow us to blow your mind. This was designed to be used alongside penetrative sex. With flexible wings that tuck under the labia, it politely sits on top, so you can have clitoral stimulation during sex.
Gamechanger!
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Normal Kink Kit
If bondage is your thing, the Abbie Chatfield x Normal kink kit is a spicy way to get all tied up in the bedroom. It comes equipped with a silk-lined padded blindfold, padded cuffs, crop and tassel, and a kink menu to keep things interesting.
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Satisfyer Pro 2
It’s all in the name. The Satisfyer Pro 2 uses air pulse technology to mimic oral sex and give you a mind blowing orgasm.
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Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit (11 Piece)
Planning a wild weekend away? Kit yourself or your lover out with Lovehoney’s 11-piece Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit. If you like to get kinky, you’ll love this.
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Lovehoney Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
Everyone needs a bullet vibrator in their life. It’s the perfect first toy. Small, unintimidating, and can easily be thrown in your bag for any overnight rendezvous.
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Lovehoney Oh! Peach Kissable Massage Oil
Looking for some luxe lube to turn your mazz sesh into a self-care ritual? Lovehoney’s Kissable Massage Oil isn’t only peach scented, it’s peach flavoured. So, if your massage descends into debauchery, at least you know it’ll taste good.
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Lelo F1S V3
For all those wielding a penis, we’ve got the Lelo F1S V3. It’s a penis sleeve that’ll rub one out better than your right (or left) hand ever could.
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Lelo Tor 3
The Lelo Tor 3 is another one for couples to get around. This vibrating cock ring syncs to the Lelo app for custom vibration options, and stimulates both parties while you have a field day riding. Giddy up.
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Girls Get Off Tiff
And finally, we’ve got Girls Get Off’s best-seller, the Tiff vibrator. It’s both an internal and external vibrator that damn delivers. If the double-up isn’t for you, you could always try GGO’s Missy, one of our writers reviewed her and swears she saw the face of God.
Image: Girls Get Off.
Merry mazzing to all, and to all, a good night!
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