Hello, hornbags! If you’ve clicked into this yarn, you’re looking for one thing, and one thing only — a gift for the person at the top of your naughty list. Yep, that’s right. Santa isn’t the only one cumming soon. We’ve rounded up 18 of the best sex toy gifts you can give to almost anyone*.
We’ve got best-sellers like the Womanizer x Lovehoney’s InsideOut G-Sport and Clit vibrator Satisifyer Pro 2, Girls Get Off’s Missy, and LELO’s peen-sleeve. No matter what you or your lover are into, we’ve found a toy that’ll ensure a not-so-slient-night.
Enough rambling, let’s run through our little festive treaties, shall we?
* Maybe not your parents.
The Best Sex Toys Gifts That’ll Have You Buzzing For Christmas
Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator
Bold of us to start with such a big best-seller, but you know what? Go big or go home. The Womanizer x Lovehoney InsideOut G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator is a dual vibrator that buzzes in all the right places. Sleigh!
Moments Condoms Vibin’ Vibrator
The good folks over at Moments condoms make some pretty cute (and affordable) sex toys, including this little palm vibrator.
NORMAL Flynn
This is one way to tickle Santa’s sack. NORMAL’s Flynn cock ring is pleasurable for both parties.
Lovehoney Sensation Play Bondage Kit
In the words of RiRi, chains and whips excite us, and if you’re in the same boat, this bondage kit from Lovehoney is a damn good gift idea.
We-Vibe Sync 2
This would be our recommendation for a not-so-silent night. The We-Vibe Sync 2 is one of the best couples’ vibrators they’ll ever unwrap. Plus, it comes with a remote control, so it’s twice as fun!
Harper Touch
If you’re after something a little more subtle in the bedroom, the Harper Touch is it. It was designed to be run all over the body to discover the erogenous zones of the body and turn your orgasm up to a 10.
By Rosewell Pair
Rosewell’s Pair is a deliciously good twin-tip vibrator that anyone with a vulva will absolutely love.
Womanizer Vibe
The Vibe is Womanizer’s first vibrator, and apparently, it’s whisper-quiet. It features a three-button interface with 10 intensity levels and three autopilot modes to help you find your perfect rhythm.
Vush Majesty 2
Vush’s Majesty 2 wand vibrator is the perfect beginner sex toy if your giftee is new to all the fun!
Le Wand Rechargeable Massager
A Christmas gift Samantha would approve of!
Dame Eva II
If you’ve never seen a vibrator like the DAME EVA II, then allow us to blow your mind. The EVA II was designed to be used alongside penetrative sex. With flexible wings that tuck under the labia, it sits on top, so you can have clitoral stimulation during sex.
NORMAL Kink Kit
Give the gift of kink this Christmas with the Abbie x Normal Kink Kit.
Satisfyer Pro 2
Santa won’t be the only one cumming soon if you give the Satisifyer Pro 2 as a gift.
Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit (11 Piece)
Planning a wild weekend away in the new year? Kit yourself or your lover out with Lovehoney’s 11-piece Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit.
PlusOne Prostate Massager
For those who like a little bussy massage, PlusOne’s Prostate Massager is an excellent (and affordable) choice.
Lovehoney Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
A little stocking stuffer, if you will.
BRUXA Lubrication
Looking for some luxe lube to get your silly season off to a slipping start? BRUXA is a new Australian brand that’s wanting to put intimacy back into our self care rituals. Your lover can experiment with either the Lubrication Of Water or Lubrication Of Oil thanks to the pH balanced (and condom safe) botanical Bedside Ritual Set.
LELO F1S V2
For all those wielding a penis, we’ve got the LELO F1S V2. It’s a penis sleeve that’ll rub one out better than your right hand ever could.
Girls Get Off Tiff
And finally, we’ve got Girls Get Off’s best-seller, the Tiff vibrator. It’s both an internal and external vibrator that damn delivers. If the double-up isn’t for you, you could always try GGO’s Missy, one of our P.TV writers reviewed her and swears she saw the face of God.
Still looking? Find our ultimate 2024 Christmas Gift Guide here.
Image Credit: Lovehoney / Rosewell / Girls Get Off / We-Vibe / Womanizer / Normal / Harper / Dame
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