Even online shopping can turn into a doom scroll. So for this Cyber Monday, as antithetical as it may sound, I’m proposing an Amazon shopping list to encourage the chronically online to get off their devices and (in the nicest possible way) touch at least some proverbial grass.
*Ahem* We at The Mary Sue are aware that many are participating in a boycott of companies like Amazon and Target this holiday season. To paraphrase Captain Barbossa, this list is just guidelines.
